The Other Nice Man

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing